Feb 13, 2009

Okay, Now I’m Getting Pissed

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Michelle Monaghan amfAR Gala NYC

I think yesterday was National Dress Like an Assclown Day or some shit.  First Shenae Grimes, then J.Lo.Hew, and now THIS??  Is this a joke?  No, seriously… am I missing something?  Did Michelle Monaghan join the damn circus?  Is she in the Ice Capades now, doing some sort of interpretive Working Girl piece?  Are those convertible skates with removable blades?  My head hurts.  I have SO MANY QUESTIONS.  Maybe this is performance art.  Maybe she’s launching a “career” in “music” and Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck are constructing an elaborate, documentary-related fantasy world for her to inhabit, where dressing like this is acceptable.  Either that or she’s high as a goddamn kite.

Michelle Monaghan leaving the amfAR Gala in NYC last night:

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    The chick in purple looks like she was mistakenly attacked by PETA wackos for abusing silkworms.

    Feb 13th, 2009

  2. Jeremy Feist

    What. The. Fuck. For serious? This shit is some fuckery most foul. WHy the fuck would you where that? You look like some sort of fairy princess hooker ready to turn tricks by the magic toadstool.

    Feb 13th, 2009

  3. Syd

    Very Cyndi Lauper

    Feb 13th, 2009

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