Octomom Claims No Sex in 8 Years

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Freakshow Nadya Suleman claims she hasn’t had sex in 8 years, and that she won’t be dating for another 18 years, until her kids are grown up. The New York Post reports,

Nadya Suleman, 33, insisted she hasn’t been with a man since well before her eldest son, who is 7, was born though in vitro fertilization.

“I can’t remember the last time I went on a date,” Suleman told The Sun newspaper of London, after she was asked when was the last time she had sex. “Boyfriends? I think I’d have to be extremely selfish. I cannot maintain a social life and be a mother.”

Suleman promised to abstain from men until all her kids have grown up and flown the coop.

“To even take 1 percent of every night and devote it to someone else, a stranger, would be wrong,” she said.

“I have to wait for that until my youngest have left school.”

Ha! I really appreciate her attempt to sound like a responsible parent, but gee, having kids to try to fix your childhood issues of isolation kind of makes whatever you say irrelevant. Plus, not having sex hasn’t kept her from being a damned baby mill, now has it? I don’t wonder at all that she hasn’t had a date in forever. Having someone else to consult with about having a child is so tedious and is an unneccesary roadblock to achieving your goal of looking like a queen ant.

Arriving at the Bellflower hospital where her 8 babies are being taken care of.

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    And she wont get any ever again based on those nasty ass pics that came out last week. Someone get this crazy bitch a straight jacket and a padded room.

  2. bionic bunny

    if she’s not planning on “dating” then who the hell is she having all the plastic surgery for?’
    guess what, honey chile’? taping TV interviews takes a lot longer than a little horizontal mamba!

  3. PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!

    I don’t believe for a minute that she’s doing this because she was an only child. This nutcase is in it for the payday – wants a reality show, book deal, etc….based on what HER mother has said, she’s an unfit mother: She does nothing to contribute to their upbringing – only buys lots of toys.
    Her crazy Dr. should be held accountable, too.
    Who paid for the plastic surgery, anyway? It looks awful!

  4. v

    ahhh, the good ole’ usa
    the land of opportunity,
    and this dumb bitch is taking advantage of it.
    good thing bill clinton passed the 2 yr limit on welfare.
    now get your baby making ass out and go to work (real work)
    and support your children.
    however, the oldest profession would probably loveeee to hire you on.

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