Good Lordy, hang on to yer pinafores, ladies, because Jessica Simpson is coming out with her own clothing line! Soon, you too can wear double-belted high-waisted mom jeans, a ruffled pink skirt with peek-a-boo back, pretty purple checkered frocks, while you chug down your Stampede Light Plus! Now Magazine explains,

‘I want to create clothes that flatter every figure,’ she tells In Style.

‘We want to reach every type of person - and we do. I’m all about you wearing the dress, not the dress wearing you. I know what flatters a woman, and trust me, I’ve been judged a lot in my life. By now I know what works if you’re curvy.’

Well, if her past wardrobe choices are any indication of what to expect…I assume I’ll be able to see them soon at a Ross or Marshall’s near me.

Do you think Papa Simpson will have a hand in picking out the designs? And, if so, do you think there will be a lingerie section? Just asking.

At “Ye Waverly Inn” with Tony Romo, to, what else, eat.