Quickies: Hold This Thread as I Walk Away

Feb 18, 2009

Paula Abdul’s fake Twitter account is rings strangely true. (IBBB)

It’s Hammertime! (Again. *Sigh*.) (Evil Beet)

Fashion Week Anomaly: Kirsten Dunst in a disintegrating macrame plant holder. (The Blemish)

Can’t Solange Knowles find a more interesting way to OD than on Nyquil? (Pop Crunch)

The ‘roids clearly addled A-Rod’s brain. (Jossip)

Even after killing Padme, Darth Whiny Ass found himself another Angel of Iego. (CelebNewsWire)

Perez Hilton will play the assclown on the opening video for Britney Spears’ upcoming Circus tour. (Bumpshack)

Terence Howard’s got Chris Brown’s back–and no wonder, he likes to beat his women too! (Celebslam)

Lily Allen swears off banging “father figures”. Ewwwwwww! (Celeb Warship)

Mickey Rourke’s beloved little 18 year old Chihuahua Loki died. Sad! (WIMB)