Feb 18, 2009
S.S. Bone-ified Celebrity
Tags: David Beckham, s.s., Victoria Beckham
I have a hard time believing that Victoria Beckham could have possibly given birth to three kids. Where exactly did she keep them? If she swallowed a whole grapefruit she’d probably split open. But I suppose that’s the magic of plastic surgery and a diet of air and water. How do you suppose muscular David Beckham keeps from shattering her pelvis when he’s doing her? Maybe they duct tape pillows to each buttcheek (as it were) to provide a little shock absorption.
At the grand opening of the Armani 5th Avenue store in Manhattan, NYC.
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
bionic bunny
i don’t like to think of him having sex with her at all. nuh-huh.
in fact, i try not to think of her in any way. i just concentrate on his underwear shot, i find that helps.
Feb 18th, 2009
Jon
She reminds me of my anorexic aunt. It’s sad too, cause she used to be fairly attractive.
Feb 18th, 2009
Sorceressss
Bleeeah
Feb 18th, 2009
deka
i love her!! she gets better and better
a great role model for fashion and discipline
seriously!!
Feb 19th, 2009
RichPort
Wow she must have gas… she looks like she’s about to pass wind.
Feb 19th, 2009
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