Feb 20, 2009

Bono Gets Old, Makes Me Sad

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Bono Looking Old

I used to have a crush on Bono since I was like, 7 years old. He’s 5 years younger than my parents but man oh man, the years have not been kind to him. So I am sorry to say that my crush has officially ended, Mr. Paul David Hewson, due to you starting to resemble either Popeye or a leprechaun, I’m not sure which, but both decidedly do not make me hot. You’ve also gotten increasingly self-righteous and preachy and I let that slide because I thought you were Older But Still Hot, but those days are long gone. Thanks for the memories, now go away.

Leaving the Claridges Hotel in London

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Bono Looking Old

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    Stupid “allow comments” button keeps on getting unchecked.

    Feb 20th, 2009

  2. Sorceressss

    Larry Mullen is still pretty hawt though!!!

    Feb 20th, 2009

  3. Jon

    Thats ok Sonya, no need to get frazzled. Why don’t you let ole’ Jon calm you down by teaching you the art of makin’ love? ;) lol

    Feb 20th, 2009

  4. RaraAvis

    What’s the story with the orange lenses? Definitely not hot.

    Feb 21st, 2009

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