Rihanna Photo Leaked to Press

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TMZ obtained a photo yesterday of a woman with a fat lip and strangely devil-horn shaped bruises on either side of her forehead. They say it’s Rihanna but it’s really hard to tell, especially since her eyes are closed. But someone’s in trouuuuble….MSNBC reports,

Hours after the photo was posted, the Los Angeles Police Department launched an internal investigation and asked for the public’s help in finding the person who leaked it. A police news release said the image “has the appearance” of one taken during a domestic violence investigation, and classified its release as a case of serious misconduct.

I hope whoever leaked that photo in the police department got a lot of money that will tide them over for a long, long time. After they get found out they’ll probably face criminal charges and will have an awfully hard time finding a job!

I also hope that Chris Brown’s penis will shrivel up and fall off like a baby’s umbilical cord!

9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    Yikes! That’s probably what Chris Browns ass is gonna look like when the welcoming committee in prison is done with him.

  2. RichPort

    The silver lining in this is that she was just cast as an extra in the next Star Trek film as a Klingon…

    (ducks)

  3. Captain_Insano

    The comments don’t seem to be working on the Bono post, so I’ll use this board to say that I don’t have the words to express how shitty U2’s music has been over the past 10 years.

  4. Melissa

    Does anyone recognise that tattoo on her shoulder as being definitely her/definitely not her?

  5. Duece

    Am I the only one who would love to see someone knock all of Chris Brown’s teeth out with a hammer?

  6. Oh come on, that’s not Rihanna! There is no way that could be her. And as already mentioned, the tattoo on the shoulder is the final prove. Chris Brown will pay some good money and that will be all of his punishment.

  7. Rolando Bachorski

    NEW SEX-TAPE with Rihanna Is Real!! and Hot!!!

    i just load it here:

    http://rihanna-sex-video.blogspot.com/?id=93429239&s=y

    U have to see it !! don’t loose!!

  8. Antonella

    mmm… nice baby ;))
    Watch Rihanna Sex Tape ‘09 for FREE

    http://rihanna-sextape.blogspot.com

    good quality…

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