Wah wah wah, Tori Spelling is moaning about how she feels pressured to be thin in Hollywood. Last time I checked, she didn’t have a flourishing career, so if she really wanted to, she could get the hell out of the public eye, move away from Hollywood, and fatten up, little filly. She told US Magazine at the Pull-Ups Potty Dance Party in NYC (I kid you not),

“You’re out there; your picture is in every magazine. They’re looking at you from every angle, no matter what you do,” she added. “You have to be careful getting out of cars now because they shoot up your skirt. Everything has to look good, and of course, there’s pressure to do so. I definitely feel it.”

Spelling — who has two kids, Stella, 8 months, and Liam, 23 months — said losing her baby weight “was much easier the second time. I keep saying this, but it’s true.

“I think the first time I was so stressed and knew I had to lose it. This time I did it with my family,” added the star, who credited a healthy diet and jogging with helping her shed pounds. “I didn’t do a super diet fad or a workout routine. I literally did everything with my kids and my husband. Before I knew it, [the weight] came off.”

Guess what, Bonejangles? You better start eating some oats and mash and fatten up, or it’s off to the glue factory for you.

At a Christian Siriano fashion show–the security guard wouldn’t let her in at first until the PR people told him that she had been invited. Ouch! And my point exactly.