Feb 23, 2009
Matthew McConaughey Can Suck His Own Dick
Tags: Matthew McConaughey
I’m sure being this limber has its perks. Like when you need to get a birds-eye view of your own asshole or give yourself a blow job, for example. Just ask Matthew McConaughey here. People who say you can’t have your cake and eat it too are fucking liars, man.
On Ipanema Beach:
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Jon
I can suck my own dick too, although not because I can bend like that, but because the monster is like 3 or 4 feet long.
Feb 23rd, 2009
bionic bunny
*snort*
Feb 23rd, 2009
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