Nicole Richie is Pregnant Again

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I’m back, bitches! That’s right — your beloved Abby is behind the wheel again, bigger and better than ever. Not that I was all that good before, really. It’s all relative. Just like date night at Miley Cyrus’ house. Zing!

Anyway, in super boring you’re-telling-me-they-actually-have-sex news, Nicole Richie is pregnant again. Joel Madden wrote on Good Charlotte’s website

I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now………

You know, they never actually come out and say which one of them is pregnant, but I’m pretty sure it’s Nicole. From what I remember from health class, being a gigantic vagina isn’t enough to actually gestate a fetus. You really needs womb for that.

At the Art of Elysium’s 2nd Annual Black Tie Charity Gala:

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. spatz

    welcome back abby! i missed your unique brand of snark!

  2. abby

    Thanks :)

  3. RaraAvis

    Don’t like to sound like an old prude, but if these two loved their children it would be nice if they got married and made the little bastards legitimate.

  4. Dylan Gasperi

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