Nicky Hilton Assaulted by Hobo, Makes Citizen’s Arrest
Tags: assault, citizen's arrest, nicky hilton, vagrant
Nicky Hilton made a citizen’s arrest over the weekend after being assaulted by a vagrant. Or as I like to call him, my own personal hero. According to TMZ
It happened at 5:00 AM outside the IHOP in West Hollywood. Law enforcement sources tell us a male transient pushed her to the ground. Nicky got up and promptly made a citizen’s arrest. Someone called the cops and the suspect was arrested. She was not injured.
Nicky herself held the assailant at bay while the cops came.
You’ve gotta be careful when making a citizen’s arrest. Like that time I went to the beach with a megaphone and a duffel bag full of plastic tarps and arrested anyone I saw that had no business wearing a bikini. Turns out being fat in a bathing suit isn’t actually illegal. And it also turns out that forcibly wrapping people in plastic qualifies as “assault.” You’d think you’d be covered under the Good Samaritan law, but no. There’s just no justice in this world anymore.
UPDATE: Check out the vagrant’s mug shot after the jump
At Fashion Week with her cum stain of a sister:
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missing-the-point
They kind of look related…
Feb 24th, 2009
abby
I wonder who smelled more like barf — the hobo or Nicky? Wooo! Bulimia joke! High five!
Feb 24th, 2009
Jon
lol @ Abby
Crazy stuff. Normally I’d make a joke but I can’t stand anyone who assaults women, so good for her.
Feb 24th, 2009
sonya
She looks like she’s got a pair of those disgusting wax lips they used to sell as “candy” in her mouth.
Feb 24th, 2009
Tim
Abby, you’re back, and your jokes are back. Those 2 weeks were dismal without you ; )
Feb 24th, 2009
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