Quickies: Dope Show

Feb 24, 20090

lindsay_lohan_topless_photoshoot_011

Salma Hayek strips down to an itty bitty bra on Ugly Betty. You’re welcome. (Mr. Skin)

New Lindsay Lohan topless black and whites — with nipple! (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Is Kate Winslet going to pose for Playboy? (Socialite Life)

Halle Berry sizzles in a strapless number at the Vanity Fair Oscars party. (Bastardly)

Sean Penn burns Madonna! (Holy Moly)

Speaking of Madonna, see if you can guess how much her Oscar jewelery was worth. (Websters)

Who’s your daddy now, ladies? I’m going with Hugh Jackman. (The Buzz)

Mischa Barton looks pretty damn sexy with the aid of Photoshop in next month’s FHM. (Egotastic)

Jessica Stroup has officially dethroned Kate Hudson as “Hottest A-Cup in Hollywood.” (Celebrity Odor)

Lindsay Lohan explains away her weight. I guess puss isn’t as high in calories as we thought! (Bricks and Stones)

Fall Out Boy, or Jesus? (The Rad Report)

What the hell happened to Kelli Pickler’s face?! (Celebitchy)

Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson are back together! I’m sure her parents are thrilled. (Celebrity Smack)