Sienna Miller is Still a Giant Slut
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In case you forgot, Sienna Miller is a slut. Remember this and this? Also this. And don’t let’s forget this, from today’s NY Daily News:
We were a little curious when we caught Sienna Miller exiting the men’s room during Montblanc’s/UNICEF dinner in Hollywood, and downright intrigued when we saw she was being trailed by a short, straggly haired gent … whom she didn’t speak to again that night.
In her defense, I can think of a couple of reasons a woman might take a partner into the men’s bathroom. Maybe the toilet was clogged and she didn’t know how to use a plunger. Maybe there was a big hairy spider on the seat. Or maybe she just needed some sweet, sweet penis action up against the side of a urinal. Like mom always said, when there’s a will, there’s a way! Of course, she was talking about college, but I think it still applies here.
At the Montblanc UNICEF dinner:
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Was it a charitable screw? That Sienna, she puts the piss in philanthropist.
Feb 24th, 2009
abby
Nice word play, Sonya!
Feb 24th, 2009
Jon
lol…you guys are awesome! Im still trying to figure out if she’s attractive, cause everyone already knows how I enjoy a good slut
Feb 25th, 2009
deka
there’s gotta be something else wrong with her besides being a slut…
Feb 25th, 2009
Cirque
Sienna does not believe in Monogamy and probably needed to scratch an itch (Remember: Jude Law, Daniel Craig, Josh Hartnett, Rhys Ifans, Matthew Rhys, Jamie Burke, Sean Penn, Sean Combs/P. Diddy, Balthazar Getty, short scraggly man in the men’s restroom at UNICEF/Mont Blanc Charity event, and others we do not know about). She is amoral, unapologetic and has no conscience.
Feb 25th, 2009
alicia
She is a disgusting person who doesn’t have respect for her own self
Mar 28th, 2009
Teodoro Strauss
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Oct 5th, 2009
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