Adnan Ghalib was charged with three felonies yesterday after running over a man who was attempting to serve him with legal papers on behalf of Britney Spears. TMZ reports

The L.A. County District Attorney has charged Adnan with assault with a deadly weapon, battery, and hit and run — all felonies.

One law enforcement source says Ghalib hit the [process server], who landed on the hood, and then continued driving. The server jumped on the hood of Ghalib’s Mercedes to avoid being pinned against a trash truck.

Cops and paramedics were called. The victim broke his wrist and suffered cuts and bruises.

Prosecutors are asking for bail set at $110,000. If convicted, Ghalib could get seven years in prison.

Unfortunately, Adnan could not be charged with felony possession of mega-douchey chin pubes, as genital stylings worn on the face are not yet a crime in the U.S. It’s just one more example of another ne’er-do-well managing to slip through the cracks of the American penal system. But if it’s any consolation, the next time I use the words “penal” and “crack” in reference to Adnan, they’ll mean something else entirely. Maybe there is some justice in this world after all.