Jenna Jameson Launches Pefume Line
Tags: jenna jameson, perfume, porn
Here’s your chance to finally smell like a porn star — adult film veteran Jenna Jameson is launching her own line of perfume. Wait, is latex considered a musky chypre or a woody floral? I guess we’ll have to wait and see. According to Gatecrasher
Porn star Jenna Jameson is cashing in on the celebrity perfume craze with her new fragrance, Heartbreaker. The scent’s name is taken from Jameson’s infamous backside tattoo, and each purchase will include a poster of the adult actress.
Frankly, I don’t know why you’d pay thirty bucks to smell like a porn star when you can totally smell like one for free. All you have to do is let a couple of dudes jizz in your hair and then spend the rest of the evening barfing up Southern Comfort in a Motel 6 bathroom. Or as I like to call it, “Friday night.” Call me, boys!
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9 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Oh. No.
I’d compare the embarrassment of buying her perfume to buying a box of super plus tampons from some cute guy at the grocery store.
Feb 25th, 2009
abby
You could just rub yourself down with used condoms.
Feb 25th, 2009
deka
i dont hate her for trying…
Feb 25th, 2009
Jon
Aud de Skank
Feb 25th, 2009
RichPort
I just hope they don’t stock it next to Paris Hilton’s perfume… the CDC has a lot on their hands and doesn’t need a supervirus too…
Feb 26th, 2009
bionic bunny
@ sonya- or some of that KY his-n-hers stuff. i can just see rolling through the check-out with that. and then asking for carry-out!
Feb 26th, 2009
Troy
She should of named it “A.I.D.S by Jenna” .
Smell like a porn star?
LMAO, go in an alley and sniff a homless cat and you can “Smell like a porn star”.
Apr 14th, 2009
Kara
She’s old and beat out @ 39.
Apr 14th, 2009
Kara
abby said
You could just rub yourself down with used condoms.
Classic! and accurate.
Apr 14th, 2009
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