Quickies: Huzzah to the Shopkeep
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Project Runway season 6 spoiler! (Warming Glow)
Jessica Simpson fires her band and stops her tour to make way for weight loss spokewoman and amateur porn. (Lainey Gossip)
Marisa Miller backstage lingerie pics. Rowr. (The Grumpiest)
Pictures of Solange Knowles passed out face first at LAX! (The Blemish)
Rosie O’Donnell talks menopause and Madonna. You know, in case you hate yourself. (CelebNewsWire)
Mickey Rourke gives the most awesome acceptance speech ever, where he forgets Marissa Tomei’s name and uses the f-word 27 times. (COED Magazine)
Doest Heather Graham harken to yon Renaissance Fair? (UseMyComputer)
Lily Allen teams up with the black panthers in a heavily ‘shopped photo shoot, and not one of them has the decency to bite her. (Agent Bedhead)
What happens when fashion is inspired by diarrhea and vaginal discharge? No, it’s not Betsey Johnson. (Pajiba)
Drew Barrymore dumps Cameron Diaz for Ellen Page! (Websters)
Warren Beatty wants Lindsay Lohan to move in with him! (Socialite Life)
Russell Simmons successfully out-douches Philip Seymour Hoffman with his choice of Oscar headwear. (Bastardly)
Pete Doherty gets nominated for Sexiest Male at the NME awards. I guess NME stands for Nearly-Blind Myopic Englishmen. (Holy Moly)
A real-life mermaid! No kidding! (Best Week Ever)
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