Feb 25, 20093

S.S. Eva Longoria Shows off Her Ass

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Eva Longoria Pumping Gas

Since headwear is all the rage for spring, I’m just going to go ahead and say that I would totally wear Eva Longoria’s ass like a hat. And not one of those fancy Sunday school hats that sit way back on the top of your head, either. An Uncle Buck style one where the cheeks come down and make little flaps over your ears. And then I’d tie her legs underneath my chin like a Little House on the Prairie-style bonnet and wear her with a pair of peep-toe patent leather pumps and a pencil skirt. My sketches are still in the preliminary stages, but I’m sure I’ll be hearing back from her camp any day now.

Pump hard, pump harder:

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    What ass?

    Feb 25th, 2009

  2. Jeremiah Santa

    Eva Longoria SEX-video-scandal!!

    http://eva–longoria.blogspot.com/?id=18082875&s=y

    download now!!!

    Oct 9th, 2009

  3. evafan

    What a yummy feet she has! And she definitely knows about and exposes them as much as possible. Check complete gallery of Eva Longoria feet here:

    http://www.celebsfeetpics.com/eva-longoria-feet

    Jan 21st, 2010

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