Kevin Federline to Launch Clothing Line for Kids
Tags: clothing line, K-Fed, Katie Holmes, Kevin Federline, kids
Your wait is finally over, folks — Kevin Federline’s children’s clothing line is about to become a reality! The former backup dancer-turned-rapper is in talks with Gerard Guez about obtaining a bonafide licensing deal in the near future. Woman’s Wear Daily quotes K-Fed as saying
“I’m trying to make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans. You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.”
There are lots better ways of letting your kid know you hate him other than sending him to school in K-Fashion. You could hit him with a belt over and over again while asking why he didn’t go down the drain with the rest of the afterbirth, for example. Some people just have no business being parents.
Katie Holmes’ reaction to news of the K-Fashion:
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Aw, now my son can wear wife beaters just like F-Fed.
And what’s up with Katie? Was that for a movie or something? I don’t think she’s allowed to show any other emotion on her face other than a slightly bemused look, is she?
Feb 26th, 2009
abby
It was for some crappy movie called “The Extra Man.” It was named after Tom Cruise’s most recent fantasy.
Feb 26th, 2009
Tim
I totally see where he’s coming from though, everyone I know has been spending $500 for a pair of jeans on their kids and his plan for his brand is going to end that problem once and for all.
Feb 26th, 2009
bionic bunny
and don’t forget wearing his jeans down to his knees!
naw, your son has a lot more sense than that!
although, now i have a horrible vision of tommy-girl trying on fedefashion in the children’s section of kmart. one of the old, sleazy kmarts. wife-beater and jeans to the knees.
oh, abby, you have ruined my day. i’ll never sleep again!
Feb 26th, 2009
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