Quickies: Me Love You Long Time
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Mickey Rourke tried to bang Eliza Dushku when she was just 14 years old. (Holy Moly)
Japan can cater to your every deviant whim… including flight attendants in soiled panties letting you carry them over the threshold. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Hilary Duff takes the words “finger-lickin’ good” to a whole new level. (Glamzilla)
The Top Ten Naked Actresses and Models with Guy Names! (Mr. Skin)
Heather Mills appears to have been scalped by a belligerent cockatoo. (popbytes)
Horizontal stripes are NOT Kelly Clarkson’s friend. (The Blemish)
Nicole Kidman baby bump #2! (Socialite Life)
Kristen Stewart tries to be sexy in Nylon magazine, if by sexy you mean “bored out of her mind and possibly high.” (Bastardly)
Katy Perry is wearing smiley faces on her shoulders and polka dots on her skirt. All she’s missing is a wheelchair and a feeding tube. (Websters)
Halle Berry shows off the goods in her latest photoshoot. (CityRag)
Paris Hilton has a new boyfriend, and it’s not the Dark Lord of the Underworld! (Bricks and Stones)
WTF is Jennifer Aniston wearing?! (ICYDK)
Amy Winehouse gets tangled up in a lesbian threesome. I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit. (CelebSlam)
Remember Darlene from Roseanne? This pictures will make you wish you hadn’t. (Drunken Stepfather)
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