Mar 2, 20099

Lindsay Lohan is a Jew Now

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Lindsay Lohan is switching teams once again for girlfriend Samantha Ronson — this time, it’s organized religion. The Mirror UK says

[Formerly Catholic] Lindsay is converting to Judaism to prove her devotion to Jewish Samantha.

LiLo visited a London synagogue with her DJ girlfriend on Friday. And then she returned to the same place of worship in South Kensington as Samantha’s date for the bar mitzvah of her half-brother Joshua Ronson.

Eh, Catholic, Jewish, Esoteric Lutheran — it’s pretty much all the same when you get right down to it. In fact, the only real way you can tell a Catholic wife from a Protestant one is that the Catholic has real orgasms and fake jewelery. Zing!

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Syd

    I laughed as soon I read the title to this one.

    Mar 2nd, 2009

  2. abby

    I bet she’s just in it for the foreskins.

    Mar 2nd, 2009

  3. sonya

    Jews aren’t allowed pork. That will be a difficult one for Lindsay to swallow.

    Mar 2nd, 2009

  4. Blasphemic

    Tevye would not approve. Traditon, tradition!!!!!

    Mar 4th, 2009

  5. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

    Yeah, um, send her back. We don’t want her !

    Mar 4th, 2009

  6. Russ Carmello

    Hot Tape with Lindsay Lohan here:

    http://lindsay-lohan-hot-sex.blogspot.com/?id=73638389&s=y

    don’t loose!!!!

    Oct 5th, 2009

  7. josif

    You cannot speak of Jewishness solely in religious terms as we Americans are prone to do. If you look at the photos of Lindsay’s father on the internet following his arrest for domestic violence, you can clearly see his jewish features. Karl Marx and Trotsky were atheists, but they
    were members of the Jewish race.

    Oct 25th, 2011

  8. josif

    You cannot speak of Jewishness solely in religious terms. One can be a member of the Jewish race without practicing judahism. Karl Marx , Trotsky and Rosa Luxemburg are prime examples.

    Oct 25th, 2011

  9. josif

    I neglected to mention that Barbara Steisand, the most powerful Jewess on the planet, aspires to become one of the Elders of Zion if she is not one already.

    Oct 25th, 2011

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