Lindsay Lohan is a Jew Now
Tags: jewish, judiasim, Lindsay Lohan, religion, Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan is switching teams once again for girlfriend Samantha Ronson — this time, it’s organized religion. The Mirror UK says
[Formerly Catholic] Lindsay is converting to Judaism to prove her devotion to Jewish Samantha.
LiLo visited a London synagogue with her DJ girlfriend on Friday. And then she returned to the same place of worship in South Kensington as Samantha’s date for the bar mitzvah of her half-brother Joshua Ronson.
Eh, Catholic, Jewish, Esoteric Lutheran — it’s pretty much all the same when you get right down to it. In fact, the only real way you can tell a Catholic wife from a Protestant one is that the Catholic has real orgasms and fake jewelery. Zing!

6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Syd
I laughed as soon I read the title to this one.
Mar 2nd, 2009
abby
I bet she’s just in it for the foreskins.
Mar 2nd, 2009
sonya
Jews aren’t allowed pork. That will be a difficult one for Lindsay to swallow.
Mar 2nd, 2009
Blasphemic
Tevye would not approve. Traditon, tradition!!!!!
Mar 4th, 2009
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Yeah, um, send her back. We don’t want her !
Mar 4th, 2009
Russ Carmello
Hot Tape with Lindsay Lohan here:
http://lindsay-lohan-hot-sex.blogspot.com/?id=73638389&s=y
don’t loose!!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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