Britney is the New Face of Candies
Tags: Britney Spears, candies, Circus, tour, video
It’s a big day for Britney Spears — she kicks off her comeback tour tonight in New Orleans and begins her campaign as the new face of a Candie’s clothing line being sold exclusively at Kohl’s department stores. Star Magazine quotes her as saying
“I’m so excited to be the face for Candie’s Only at Kohl’s. Candie’s and Kohl’s are doing such great things with my tour. It’s great to work with a line that has such cool clothes and accessories!”
Of course, the union is bound to head south once Britney realizes she gets free clothes from the company and not hard sugared confections. I give it six weeks before she sues Candies for “false and misleading representation on account of their name bein’ so dang confusin’.”
Video sneak peek/Candies commercial of her rehearsing for her Circus tour:
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
I take it Kohl’s is a “department store” based out of a dirty trailer located in the parkinglot of the local dive strip mall.
Mar 3rd, 2009
Pathetic Worm
“Virgin Mobile presents The Circus…”
I find the idea of a circus full of virgins quite fascinating…. and Britney’s association with such an entertainment utterly appalling.
Mar 3rd, 2009
abby
I’ve been to the virgin circus. Most of us just call it “a Renaissance Fair.”
Mar 3rd, 2009
spatz
haha zing!
Mar 3rd, 2009
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