Charlize Theron shows off her killer legs. (Bastardly)

Shauna Sand upskirt! (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Why is Rosario Dawson licking those panties? (CelebNewsWire)

Jessica Alba tries to hide her cunt… and fails. (Lainey Gossip)

Sean Connery charges his friends 1000% interest on a loan. Anal bum covers beware! (Celebitchy)

Gisele Bundchen’s nipples. You’re welcome. (Drunken Stepfather)

Jennifer Aniston’s sexy Elle pictures. (Glamzilla)

The only way Eva Mendes could look more beautiful is if she were naked and holding a riding crop. (UseMyComputer)

Sharon Osbourne gets sued by that Rock of Love bitch she punched last month! (Celebrity Smack)

Watch a completely naked Ewan McGregor and a topless Michelle Williams’ sex scene from Incendiary. (Egotastic)

Octo-Mom’s kids slap and bite her — and there’s video to prove it. (The Blemish)

Katie Holmes, or Smeagol on a bad hair day? (CelebSlam)

Hang on — you’re saying Jesus dumped Krishna for Madonna? I’m a little Confucius. (Holy Moly)

Miley Cyrus says she wants you to kill her. Her words, not mine. Hallelujah! (Websters)

Why is Angelina Jolie dressed as Anne Hathaway? (Socialite Life)

Debra Messing savagely butchers a late ’70’s era couch. (CityRag)

Bono says he’s sorry about Chris Martin. Sorry he’s such a pussy, that is! (Total Fark)