Quickies: $280 Grand Worth of Subtle Flair, Please

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Paris Hilton cares deeply about the recession.  And by that I mean that she is very concerned about the diamond-less state of her jackassy Pepto Bismol pink Bentley. (WIMB)

Megan Fox and David Silver Brian Austin Green probably didn’t actually break up. (WWTDD)

Another preview for Terminator: Salvation is out. (Pajiba)

Malin Ackerman, who will be at least 685% more famous by Friday, flashes her monkeymaker as she practically launches herself spread eagle out of a car. (CelebNewsWire)

Heidi Klum is losing her knack for peddling lingerie. (Grumpiest)

Eeeee-yew.  There’s apparently a black market Octomom birthing video.  Guh-ross. (ASL)

Oh look, it’s AnnaLynne McCord deep throating the hell out of a banana. (IDLYITW)

Lindsay Lohan’s worthless father says Judaism is just a phase for her.  I have no idea why he thinks anyone would value his opinion when the whole world knows Lindsay won’t even speak to him. (AllieIsWired)

A magazine-inspired Olsen Twins feud?  In my dreams, maybe. (GoFugYourself)

In news that shocks absolutely no one, Katherine Heigl is bitching it up all over the set of her (probably sucky and lame) new movie. (Cele|bitchy)

Emma Roberts thinks Little Jonas is a slut. (Scandalist)

Shauna Sand, always the picture of good taste and decorum, gets a diamond spackled to her tooth and invites the paparazzi to share in the special moment. (CelebWarship)

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