Chris Brown Charged with Two Felonies
Tags: assault, beating, charged, chris brown, felonies, Rihanna
Chris Brown was formally charged with felony assault in a Los Angeles courtroom today for his February 8th beating of girlfriend Rihanna. TMZ reports
The L.A. County District Attorney has just charged Chris Brown with felony assault and making a criminal threat, also a felony. Brown will be arraigned today at 3:30 PM in downtown LA.
Given there were allegedly visible injuries, the crime of making criminal threats is punishable by up to nine years in prison.
Incidentally, LAPD detectives’ notes from a search warrant in the case were released today, and it’s worse than you initially thought. TMZ says
According to the notes, Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown’s phone from a woman. An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out of the car but couldn’t because she was wearing her seat belt.
Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna’s head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving.
Blood spattered all over Rihanna’s clothing and in the interior of the car. Brown allegedly told Rihanna, “I’m going to beat the [shit] out of you when we get home. You wait and see.”
Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.”
Brown then replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you.”
According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock — she almost lost consciousness.
Dear God. Surely this was the first time something like this had ever happened, right? Um… not exactly. According to The National Enquirer
[Rihanna] used makeup to cover up a bruised eye last summer, and confessed to pals that 19-year-old Brown had punched her.
Asked why she stayed with him, Rihanna told her friends: “When he hurts me, he’s a beast, but then he turns into my angel!”
I don’t know who I hate more right now. Chris Brown for being a woman-beating asswipe, or Rihanna for going back to him every time. He looks like Radio’s evil twin cousin and she’s like the retarded mouse that keeps going for the cheese in spite of the electric shocks. The only way this story has a happy ending is if Evil Radio eats Mouse Rihanna and then dies from Rat-Bite Fever. The end.
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Captain_Insano
Don’t take this the wrong way, but his lips look like a baboon’s ass. No, I’m not saying all blacks have big lips, but christ, that picture bugs the shit out of me.
Mar 5th, 2009
ker
he is one squinty wonk eyed arsehole.Look at that shit eating grin.
Mar 5th, 2009
Jon
Lets string him up by his little pee pee and poke him with a stick!
Mar 5th, 2009
ak47
what an ugly dumb talentless fucked up basterd, bum his mum
Jun 25th, 2009
puttychin
your funny comments…
buydunksb
Sep 8th, 2009
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