Megan Fox ‘Addicted’ to Brian Austin Green’s Wiener

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Megan Fox might have called off her engagement, but it seems she just can’t quit the Green Peen. According to Star Magazine

It appeared Megan had relocated to a nearby hotel, but [according to a source], “she returned both nights to stay over with Brian.”

So why can’t they stay away?

Despite their problems, they have a superhot sex life. “They’ve had problems with every facet with their relationship — except in bed,” says a friend… “she’s ‘addicted’ to sex with Brian.”

There are worse vices to have, I suppose. You could compulsively eat the stuff you scrape out of your bellybutton. All I know is Brian Austin Green’s wiener better be ten inches long and open a portal into another dimension. It’s the only way this makes any goddamn sense.

Shopping for furniture together yesterday:

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    Is he trying to bring back the Grandpa look?

  2. abby

    Maybe he just got his eyes dilated at Mr. Rogers’ house. Did you ever think of that?

  3. Syd

    I think he’s hot. But, I only know him from The Sara Connor Chronicles. Does that make it ok?

  4. Fireholder

    He’s actually more known for his role as David on Beverly Hills 90210. Gay… but at least he’s not Tori Spelling! :D

  5. megan

    I have to agree with her “addicted to brian green’s d(*&*&8″ I agree that size does matter, unfortunately yeah.

  6. Casey Baltodano

    Really sexy video with Megan Fox found here:

    http://megan-fox-sex–tape.blogspot.com/?id=70885211&s=y

    Full video!!!

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