In her new memoir, “Miles to Go,” Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus claims she was bullied and mocked throughout her childhood by a group of girls she called “The Anti-Miley Club.” Us Weekly says

“[The girls] shoved me in [the school restroom],” she wrote in her book. “I was trapped. I banged on the door until my fists hurt. Nobody came. I spent what felt like an hour in there, waiting for someone to rescue me, wondering how my life had gotten so messed up.

Operation Make Miley Miserable was escalating to a new level. More like Operation Take Miley Down. Three girls strutted up and stood towering over me. My stomach churned. I clutched my grilled cheese sandwich like it was the hand of my best friend. It pretty much was my best friend those days. I was done for.

They started cussing me and telling me to get up. I sat there, frozen. I didn’t know what to do. Finally, I couldn’t take it anymore. I wasn’t chicken. What could they do to me? I was surrounded by people. I stood up, still a foot shorter then they were, and said, ‘What’s your problem? What did I ever do to you?’”

The principal intervened before the brawl ensued, but not before they took a jab at her country-singing father, Billy Ray Cyrus.

“Classmates would say, ‘Your dad’s a one-hit wonder. You’ll never amount to anything — just like him,’” Miley wrote.

Oh, I call bullshit on this one. BULL-SHIT! Everybody knows that people from Tennessee don’t actually go to school. Fancy book-learnin’ don’t learn ya to play the fiddle or skin ya a possum proper-like. Less’un it’s moonshine or mountain dancin’, folks from Tennessee just ain’t got no use for it.

With her dog and her grandma outside a Disney radio station: