Kevin Smith accepts a couple of dicks. You read that right! (Pajiba)

Justin Gaston was a child porn star! (ASL)

Katie Holmes goes Rastafarian and gets some beads put in her hair. (Websters)

Blake Fielder-Civil is banging a 16-year old. (Holy Moly)

Marisa Miller shows off the girls in a low-cut dress. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Video of Cameron Diaz’s and Jimmy Fallon’s mega-lame dance-off contest. (Bastardly)

Gary Dourdan from CSI gets a lap dance from a sexy stripper on live TV. (Drunken Stepfather)

Top Ten Best Nude Scenes After the 2-Hour Mark! (Mr. Skin)

Have a look up Paris Hilton’s dress while she jerks off some guy’s thumb. Reflex, I guess. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kick-ass trailer for Johnny Depp’s new movie “Public Enemy.” Rowr. (Lainey Gossip)

Holly Madison to join Dancing with the Has-Beens. (Gabby Babble)

Is your significant other cheating? Here’s the best way to exact your revenge. (College Candy)

Claire Danes has really puffy nipples. Gross. (ICYDK)

Reese Witherspoon talks about how “fabulous” Jake Gyllenhaal is in Elle magazine. (Pretty Boring)