Quickies: Smell of Success
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Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake to wed in Italy this summer! (Bricks and Stones)
Your comprehensive Spring Break Bikini Guide. (COED Magazine)
Radiohead takes a dump on Miley Cyrus! (Celebslam)
Victoria Beckham enlists in the military. (ASL)
Anastacia has the worst deltoid tattoo/back fat combo I’ve ever seen. (Bastardly)
Pamela Anderson’s old lady nipple worms its way out of her dress. (Websters)
How photoshopped does Nicole Richie have to be before she’s tolerable? This much. (UseMyComputer)
Where did Eva Longoria get that whore cleavage? (Dirty Rotten Whore)
The new Star Trek cologne — for those who choose to boldly go where no non-virgin has ever gone before! (Agent Bedhead)
Paris Hilton’s new penis buys her another dog to go with her other 1,587 abandoned pets. (Holy Moly)
Shenae Grimes’ boots — part pilgrim, part whore. (I’m Not Obsessed)
More hot Wolverine action that you can shake your oversized labia at. (Seriously? OMG)
Michael Jackson’s new wig — Sheena Easton or Whitney Houston? (popbytes)
Zac Efron’s mommy gives him condoms for Christmas! You don’t even want to know what she gave him for Arbor Day. (CelebNewsWire)
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