Mar 9, 2009
Beyonce Has a Weird Shape
Tags: beyonce, body shape, hips, music video
Here’s Beyonce filming a new music video. I don’t know what’s going on with her undergarments, but when I get dressed, I try to make sure my hips aren’t exploding in fleshy mounds. I’m pretty sure you could do a place setting for two on those suckers. Looking at them makes me want to get a stick and poke it. Then of course I’d beat her with it because Beyonce annoys the shit out of me.
Followed by a bunch of men looking for their lunch:
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Bitch, stop eating all those doughnuts - DAMN!
Mar 9th, 2009
BarbadoSlim
FUH…REEEEEEEEAK
Mar 9th, 2009
bionic bunny
i think she mis-read the instructions on her “spanx”.
that is just nasty looking.
Mar 9th, 2009
Kelly
That is actually what Barbie would look like with more human proportions.
Mar 10th, 2009
kris
yeah, that’s exactly what I was thinking. she has barbie hips I wonder if you can twist her legs around in the sockets like barbie’s too?
Mar 10th, 2009
christine
she’s doing a vintage look (circa Elizabethean era)…do the research. don’t hate on beyonce because you’re not her
Mar 12th, 2009
biba
…BLJAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Mar 14th, 2009
Latoria
Shit she needs a double diet I wonder what her man said about proubly throughing off the sex.
Jun 4th, 2009
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