Lily Allen is Paranoid

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Lily Allen at LAX

Hi guys, it’s Sonya today. Abby is launching an assault on the department of transportation, so be sure to watch for her on the news. In the meantime, check out wackadoo Lily Allen and her trap running on autopilot again. Seems that (shocker) she doesn’t like the media attention surrounding her love life. Now Magazine dishes,

‘I’ve had a couple of times when I’ve got to know someone over a few weeks and we’ve had a really great time here, just watching TV and shagging,’ she says.

‘And then I get paranoid because I get like, “I don’t want to leave the house with you, because I don’t want us to be photographed together and for us to suddenly have to justify our relationship, when we don’t know what it is yet.”’

Lily, 23, also worries boyfriends might sell their stories.

‘If I meet someone who’s not part of the showbiz industry, I think, “Should I sleep with this person?”‘ she tells Observer Music Monthly. ‘Are they going to walk out of here and be straight on their phone?”

‘Or you feel, “Oh – it’s gone naff,” because they’re secretly enjoying having their photo taken.

‘I guess that’s why people go out with famous people, but there aren’t any that I really fancy.’

Okay, I have no idea what “naff” is supposed to mean. But I suppose if you happen to look like a second-trimester fetus you might have an innate fear of someone coming in your cozy little world and vacuuming you into a sink.  Makes sense, really.

Arriving at LAX for a flight to Japan, looking bedraggled. Yes, this is before the flight.

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12 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. eggy weggs

    You know, I think she’s cute but she DOES have fetus face.

  2. Syd

    From the first photo, I assumed she was checking into a hospital. Dude, invest in some sunglasses.

  3. bionic bunny

    have you BEEN to LAX lately? i think she looks pretty good for LAX. i freakin’ hate that place!

  4. anonymous

    Sonya! Here’s a clue, DON”T use quotes that were MADE UP by MIRANDA SAWYER 3 months ago (*observer music monthly) stop posting pictures of Lily Allen, because the expression on her face, adds fuel to your useless words, and stop calling yourself a writer when you don’t look up the word naff. My point is justified! ( try reading Lily Allen comes clean a blog post about all the gossip and how she handles it. It may not be completely honest, but it’s pretty close, and a lot more kind!

  5. Traffic Jam.

    L.A.X. has always clogged up the 405, I hate that!

  6. ur rude dude!

    Dude invest in some manners, and then get your eyes checked she has sunglasses!

  7. Bulldog

    Check her out on the Australian t.v. chat show ROVE It’s so funny!

  8. sonya

    “Anonymous”, (aka Lily Allen), you should really stop Googling your name, hon. It just makes the paranoia worse.

    You’ve also totally crushed me by questioning my writing skills. Now I’ll go slit my wrists and it’ll all be your fault. Naff off now, there’s a dearie.

  9. Jon

    I heart Sonya!!!!

  10. ::;;

    Definition of naff; Uncool, or out of date. Sonya considering that your information is both of these meanings, you really should consider some type of education. And naff off does not make sense. dearie

  11. Jon

    Hey leave Sonya alone, she’s coming over to my place for love makin later and I need her in a good mood :D

  12. ::;;

    Pointing out misleading information, is not my crime! it’s hers. You want to defend somebody you don’t know, and i want to defend somebody, I believe in. I’m being nice about it!

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