Quickies: Roast Beef Sandwiched
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Britney Spears’ hoo-ha makes a surprise appearance in Florida. (Bumpshack)
Gwyneth Paltrow expects everyone to be as perfect as she clearly thinks she is. (Celebitchy)
The new Melrose Place seems to be turning into the dumping ground for has-beens and never-was-es. (WIMB)
Tom, Katie and Suri arrive in Japan. Is it me, or is that seem the place to go when no one likes you in the US? (Evil Beet)
Kingston Rossdale channels Marlon Brando a la The Wild One. (Seriously? OMG!)
Kanye West and fembot Amber Rose check out Paris Fashion Week. (INF Daily)
Jessica Biel played Jessica Rabbit on SNL. It’s a wonderment of modern undergarments that they were able to hide her penis! (Egotastic!)
Jessica Simpson’s back in Daisy Dukes for her performance at a Strawberry Festival in Bumfuck, FL. Yes, I said Strawberry Festival. (Dlisted)
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bionic bunny
that is CLEARLY more of britney than i needed to see. thanks, sonya!
blurgh!
Mar 9th, 2009
Jon
lol…those are the problems you get when you dress like a $10 dollar whore from a las vegas strip show, but enough about Bunny and Sonya, Britney Spears is not the enemy. LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOONNNEEEEEE!
Mar 9th, 2009
Ugh
She needs to put that shit away. Like looking into the depths of hell. Mutton dressed as cheap, slutty-ass lamb.
Mar 10th, 2009
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