Alessandra Ambrosio must be cold on this photoshoot. Very cold. (Bastardly)

Video of Holly Madison’s stripper-esque debut appearance on Dancing with the Stars. (Drunken Stepfather)

Real Housewife Kelly Bensimon arrested for kicking her boyfriend’s ass! (Socialite Life)

Kerry Katona accused of selling her body… just like your mom! (Holy Moly)

The Top Five Best Movie Hats of all time. Indiana Jones and Scarlett O’Hara, anyone? (Pajiba)

“Why does steam come out of my vagina?” and other questions you always wanted to know but were afraid to ask. (College Candy)

Jamie Lynn Spears is setting her sight on chili festivals and tractor pulls the Deep South over! (Bricks and Stones)

See if you can guess how whore Vida Guerra celebrates her whore birthday. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

What the eff is Madonna wearing?! (The Blemish)

Paris Hilton humiliated at her own birthday party! There is a God. (Hollywood Rag)

Chris Brown and Rihanna plan to sing a duet together! Something like “You Light Up My Lower Jaw” or “Unbreak my Face,” I’m guessing. (Websters)

The Top Ten Naked Babes with Hairy Armpits! (Mr. Skin)

Katy Perry looks like a frumpy gypsy with a do-it-yourself Ogilvie perm. (Use My Computer)