Mar 11, 2009

Angelina Beats Brad Over Nanny Massage

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All may not be well in Brangelinaland — Angelina reportedly caught Brad dallying with the help late last week. According to Star Magazine

Brad was on the bed, rubbing the back of a pretty young nanny! Angie got so mad she slapped Brad and fired the girl on the spot!

“She completely flipped out,” says the insider. “She got right in Brad’s face, screaming at the top of her lungs, and told the nanny to get out of her house and never come back!”

The explosive argument woke up the sleeping twins, who began to cry. As Brad tried to console both the twins and the nanny, Angie just snapped — and slapped! — hitting him right across the face.

“He was stunned,” reveals the insider.

What makes this all the more shameful is that Angie reportedly used Brad’s own ballsack to slap him in the face. “Keeping his nuts on my person with his spine and what’s left of his free will really comes in handy during an argument,” she’s quoted as saying. I’d have to agree with her there. In my own personal experience, nothing stings quite like a scrotum to the face. But I’m afraid that’s a story for another day!

Angie filming “Salt” in D.C.:

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14 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Captain_Insano

    Holy clavicle Batman!! She is getting noticeably old.

    Mar 11th, 2009

  2. Jon

    It’s not the age, so much as the anorexia or tropical cambodian disease or whatever she has. Either way, she’s still the crazy whore who made out with her OWN brother.

    Mar 11th, 2009

  3. Kene

    What makes Angelina think she is special the same thing she did with Brad while he was still married is the same thing he will do. Angelina thought her vagina is magical and once a man tests it they never go to another woman. You were wrong once a cheater is always a cheater.

    Mar 12th, 2009

  4. sonya

    Getting hit by those skinny arms of hers would be the equivalent to being caned by sticks.

    Mar 12th, 2009

  5. Jon

    singapore style bamboo canes sonya? Happy Thursday btw babe ;)

    Mar 12th, 2009

  6. RedruM

    What goes around comes around. Once a cheat, always a cheat. Ugly skank is getting what she deserves.

    Mar 14th, 2009

  7. Not Surprised

    Yes, and this is only one of probably many such daliances that was reported. How dare she have a hissy fit at Brad doing what he once did with her while MARRIED to another? Angie must be delusional to think that Brad won’t cheat on her the same as he cheated on his then wife WITH her….lol. KARMA. They both deserve the miserable situation they created. Once the horney is gone, it’s daily living with the monster you slept with….once again….the “Other” brain won out causing great suffering for those brought into the situation by wayward loins…..i really pitty those children. Think of the reading material, photos, etc., out there that is accessible to them when older? Pay back is a witch…..

    Mar 14th, 2009

  8. Pink

    Ha, ha, ha. Good one. Tasteless ending, pity. Back to the comic strip.

    Mar 15th, 2009

  9. ana

    ok so we finaly got it..man are going to cheat on us always..they think that is their power,but oh boy,guys don;t forget when a women cheats on you is soo much better,hotter,wiser,unforgetable,complex,and will do it again just because of the plant mind of yours which is sooo boring…man can cheat,so cheat,that never solved your issues anyway

    Mar 16th, 2009

  10. Reggie

    You kinda knew it was bound to happen. Meanwhile, I always thought that they were nuts adopting so many kids from other countries plus having their own. What’s is wrong with adopting kids from this country. I’m sure they have the money to do so. There are many foreign looking kids born in this country. You’d have a pick of any race you can think of. Instead they go to a foreign country. It doesn’t make sense. As far as the man thing is concerned. Most men think with their 2nd brain anyway until their well into their 50’s and can’t get it to work anymore. So, it is at this point when they are prime to marry. Brad, you have about 8 years to go, live it up buddy!

    Mar 29th, 2009

  11. Cuca

    Reggie, men into their 50’s still get it up on a daily basis. I think it doesn’t stop working until they’re into their 70s or 80’s!

    Apr 23rd, 2009

  12. key

    HEY, ALL OF JEALOUS HATERS. HERE MOVE ON. LEAVE ANGIE ALONE, SKINNY OR FATTY IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS. SHE DIDN’T HARM YOUR MOTHER, YOUR FATHER. EAVE HER ALONE . ALL JEALOUS BITCHES DAMN YOU ALL

    May 21st, 2009

  13. LARRY

    Stuppid .jealousy Chinnifer Manfaceton’s fan . All of you are hypocrites, whores ans skank, lazy, gossip.

    May 21st, 2009

  14. Jadzia

    Yep it’s funny when someone steals someones husband and then that woman gets the same done to her. These guys have a pattern, you can’t break it. Ha ha ha Angelina, you get what you deserve!!!

    Jan 24th, 2010

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