Kelly Brook Sells Condoms in China
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Kelly Brook’s bikini-clad body has been plastered all over condom boxes in China, but the model-turned-actress never signed any endorsement deal with Eyesome condom manufacturers or authorized use of the photo. The Daily Mail says
Her management are investigating for [unauthorized] endorsement.
The 29-year-old is pictured in a sultry pose on the 12-packet boxes with Chinese branding stamped across her body. The condoms are available to buy for around [$2] in certain Chinese supermarkets and on the internet.
The firm also appears to have lifted the image of U.S. actress Mena Suvari.
I’m sure the first thing that struck you as odd were the size of the boxes. These condoms are marketed for Asians, right? Have you ever seen their genitals? That entire package doesn’t need to be any bigger than a matchbook, tops. Let’s be realistic here. The only thing some Chinaman’s going to do with a rubber that big is wear it like a pair of thigh-high panty-hose.
Kelly in Los Angeles this month:
And in a bikini on the French Riviera just because:

4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Me So Hownnnyyyy! lol, nothing says extra small condom like Mena Suvari. I probably need a condom with the same amount of rubber thats in 10 or 20 of those…hehehe
Mar 11th, 2009
abby
I went skinny-dipping during Spring Break in Cancun and there was this Asian guy in the group we were with — he dropped trou and revealed the tiniest, most non-existent penis I’ve ever seen in my life. It looked like a baby mouse.
Mar 11th, 2009
Nick
The pic of Mena Suvari looks to have been taken when she was a bit, um, younger.
Mar 11th, 2009
sonya
What exactly are dotted condoms? Is this another example of engrish?
Mar 11th, 2009
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