Mandy Moore Got Married

Mar 12, 2009

Mandy Moore Got Married

Tags: Mandy Moore, married, ryan adams, wed

In the most boring news ever to befoul your screen, singers Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams were married earlier this week in Georgia. Zzzzzzz… Us Weekly says

They tied the knot Tuesday in Savannah… [in a] secret wedding.

After confirming her engagement to Adams in February, Moore said she wanted the wedding “to slip by unnoticed by everybody. I guess we have to be sort of sneaky about it, but I’ll see what I can accomplish.”

I don’t know how two people who look like that managed to escape the public eye for so long! You’d have thought the Center for Disease Control would have snatched them right off the street and properly quarantined them until they consented to their Hepatitis vaccinations.

Boring, loring, snoring:

8 Comments, Comment or Ping

Jon

Damn, had a crush on her even longer than Abby and Sonya.

Mar 12th, 2009
BarbadoSlim

She married a lesbian,!?!?! what the hell is that?

Mar 12th, 2009
abby

He looks like Rick Moranis in a David St. Hubbins wig.

Mar 12th, 2009
sonya

He also looks like Beaker on a bad hair day.

Mar 12th, 2009
LaShelle

My Lord…Of all diseased creatures in the world, this ugly ugly human waste is what she chose to marry? This is really gross… I really don’t know why she’s being reported on anyways. Um what was the last relevant thing she did?

Mar 12th, 2009
Jon

lolol beaker - me me me meep

Mar 12th, 2009
Erin

She had her album “Only Hope” last year which was a best seller, but I’m not sure about the authenticity of this marriage, though. Her parents divorced last year so this may be venting for her, or publicity, or both. Either way, friends they may be, it doesn’t look promising, especially considering the vast contrast between them. She’s young, and a complete sweetheart. She needs more time, I would think. I wish them both well, nonetheless.

Mar 15th, 2009
Maria

That guy she married is so ugly. She could have done so much better.

Jul 17th, 2009