Quickies: Now with Kung Fu Grip

Mar 12, 20090

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Drew Barrymore gets DUMPED! (Socialite Life)

Pictures of Paris Hilton whoring in the one place you’ve never seen her do it. (Drunken Stepfather)

Here’s your chance to win tickets to the premiere of “Lesbian Vampire Killers.” (Holy Moly)

Let’s hope that “D” around Paris’ neck stands for “dump here.” (Websters)

Nicole Scherzinger steals from Gwen Stefani and doesn’t get punished. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Hey, you get to see Malin Ackerman’s tits. It’s worth the rental. (Pajiba)

Even more of Britney’s bikini pics in Miami! (Glamzilla)

Did Zac Efron get a piece of Taylor Swift? All signs point to yes! (Bastardly)

Tori Amos is back, baby, and better than ever. (popbytes)

Japanese innovation #4835: golf club/urinal. (omg blog)

Alexander McQueen takes to smoking PCP before designing his fashion shows. (Best Week Ever)

Katy Perry in nothing but her skivvies and covered with dollar bills. Gee, I wonder what she could be doing? (Hollywood Tuna)

If Kendra Wilkinson’s ass were any tighter in these pictures, she’d be squeezing out diamonds. (The Grumpiest)

Tom Cruise swaps out the old Katie for the new Totally Hair^TM Katie! (Seriously?OMG)