Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Break Up Again
Tags: Breakup, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer
Unable to squeeze out enough sperm out of John Mayer’s testes to force life into her arid womb, Jennifer Aniston has once again called their relationship off. Newsday gives us the “facts”, as it were. My conjecture is more interesting, I think.
“They had some disagreements and decided to not continue to see each other,” a source told People magazine, which reported an end to the high-profile relationship - for the second time - on its Web site yesterday.
Another source told the magazine that Mayer cooled off the romance after Aniston returned from Europe, where she’d been promoting “Marley & Me.”
I hope this is the end. All this breaking up, and going back, and breaking up, reminds me unfortunately of my dog pooping, eating the poop, then pooping again. It may look tasty, but it’s still dog shit.


2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Syd
I am really getting fucking sick of her.
Mar 13th, 2009
Brady Pulcher
Jennifer Aniston Kimmel in shower!!
Home private video online:
http://naked-jennifer-aniston-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=54541450&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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