Quickies: Asswipe
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Robert Patterson talks about gay sex scenes, doggy-style, giggling, and emotional breakdowns–all at the same time! (Bumpshack)
Nothing says “welcome to the neighborhood” like a basket of cookies. But if you happen to be Octomom, you get a nice big FU and your house TP’d. (Celebitchy)
Lily “Fetus Face” Allen gets rear ended. (The Grumpiest)
Is Justin Gaston morphing into Billy Ray Cyrus? The implications are quite disturbing. (Evil Beet)
Mena Sevari has really cornered the market on looking like a fucktard. (The Blemish)
Want to see all of the deaths from the Friday the 13th franchise cut down into 7 minutes? Well, here’s your wish fulfilled, ya creep. (Seriously? OMG!)
Tom Cruise has found a horse his own size! Paging Lord Farquad! (Pretty Boring)
Doug Reinhardt is apparently Hollywood’s bouncer now. (Celebslam)

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