Fergie Has New Hair
Tags: brown, dark, Fergie, hair, hairdo

Newly-married Fergie showed off a darker ‘do in Manhattan over the weekend, and of course, I totally hate it. But I don’t know why I hate it. Do I hate it because it’s Fergie, or do I hate it because it’s a really shitty dye job? It brings to mind the old “tastes great”/”less filling” Miller Lite quandry of Super Bowls past. Fortunately, all my clothes are tear-away and I keep a bottle of baby oil in my purse for just such emergencies. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go ask those girls in HR what they think now. Rowr!

3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Forger the hair. That is one frickin huge pair of cum goggles. Ladies, please this look is not stylish nor hot. You all just look silly wearing it.
Mar 16th, 2009
abby
She looks like some kind of cartoon mole-person.
Mar 16th, 2009
Sorceressss
Forget the hair, Fergie needs a new face.
Mar 16th, 2009
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