Quickies: Doll Parts

Mar 16, 20090

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I guess Jessica Simpson got too fat to pull those shorts off. Now she has to live in them. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

What happens to Robert Pattinson’s wiener when he goes up north? (Socialite Life)

Kristin Cavallari with the girls of Cosmo’s Bikini Bash in Miami Beach. (Bastardly)

Mary-Kate Olsen, or Courtney Love? (Holy Moly)

Julianne Moore’s C Magazine spread, firecrotch not included. (Use My Computer)

Lady Gaga’s cha-cha is hanging out. (Drunken Stepfather)

Katheine Heigl’s butt plug looks dangerously sharp. (Websters)

“Gomorra” is like if “Unforgiven” or “Serpico” had a baby and maybe dropped it on its head once or twice. (Pajiba)

Charlie Sheen finally gets the twins he asked for, but they’re not wearing tassels or a g-string! (CelebNewsWire)

Mena Suvari’s hair is like a helmet inspired by Little Orphan Annie. (Lainey Gossip)

When did Victoria Beckham grow four extra necks? (CelebSlam)

Katy Perry’s shirt survives shark attack! (The Blemish)

Ha ha — no one wants to join Gwyneth Paltrow’s $4500 a month gym. (Seriously? OMG)

Harrick Conick Jr. has really let himself go. (CityRag)

Jennifer Love Hewitt is bumpin’ uglies with Jamie Kennedy. (Bricks and Stones)