Madonna’s New Boyfriend is Already Cheating

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Perhaps 50-year old poon loses its luster after a couple of pokes, because Madonna’s new boyfriend Jesus Luz was caught working a lingerie model over in Rio. The Sun says

Brazilian Jesus, 22, was seen tenderly clasping lingerie model Luciana Costa as they swayed to the music in his home city. Jesus held 31-year-old Luciana close and, [according to an eyewitness, "They] danced together very close lots of times. He whispered things in her ear, grabbed her hand, put his hand around her waist. He’d had a little to drink and it seemed clear he was after something.” Early the next day the pair were snapped as they ventured out for a Sunday stroll.

Madonna, 50, was nowhere in sight when Jesus arrived at the bash on Saturday night.

Ooh, everybody knows you don’t cross someone like Madonna. Not unless you want her to summon a winter that lasts for a thousand years, that is. You’d have better chances bare-knuckling a grizzly high on PCP.

At the Valentino movie premiere after-party in NY:

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10 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    he totally looks like a tanned Michael Jackson in that pic….ewwww creepy. Can’t blame him though, the only thing Madonna has worth having is her money.

  2. abby

    She looks like a combination of Cher and Amy Winehouse.

  3. Tim

    lol @ the winter quip. I knew it was you Abby and not your counterpart. Am I sounding too obsessed? I don’t know, I just love your sense of humor.

  4. Cheryl

    “Perhaps 50-year old poon loses its luster after a couple of pokes”
    What an absolutely discussing comment to make…you hope you look that good at 50. You probably don’t look that good now.

  5. pamela

    What is everyone’s problem???? I have been married to my wonderful husband for several years and it just gets better. Our age differences are exactly the same as Madonna’s Some peopl are older (or younger) than others- Love knows no boundaries. Why are people such haters? Maybe now all of the couples with this kind of age difference will speak up. The only problem we have is with haters being just that-hateful. Madonna is not your normal 50 year old-(and neither am I). I will hope and pray for them. I wish I could speak to them as I feel they could shed some positive light on couples that are judged unfairly. People are judged by their outward appearance. Often times the beautiful person just wants a real true love in their life. Sometimes their beauty attracts a person that then finds that the real beauty is within. Why can’t it be possible that beautiful Madonna has a much more beautiful soul and spirit-and so does Jesus. I am a woman of God-I KNOW my husband is drawn to my goodness that God has placed within me-and and I love him for his white heart-I pray the same for his couple..

  6. pamela

    What is everyone’s problem???? I have been married to my wonderful husband for several years and it just gets better. Our age differences are exactly the same as Madonna’s Some peopl are older (or younger) than others- Love knows no boundaries. Why are people such haters? Maybe now all of the couples with this kind of age difference will speak up. The only problem we have is with haters being just that-hateful. Madonna is not your normal 50 year old-(and neither am I). I will hope and pray for them. I wish I could speak to them as I feel they could shed some positive light on couples that are judged unfairly. People are judged by their outward appearance. Often times the beautiful person just wants a real true love in their life. Sometimes their beauty attracts a person that then finds that the real beauty is within. Why can’t it be possible that beautiful Madonna has a much more beautiful soul and spirit-and so does Jesus? I am a woman who loves God-I KNOW my husband is drawn to my goodness that God has placed within me-and and I love him for his white heart-I pray the same for his couple..

  7. Cindy McCain

    50 year old poon does lose its elasticity — haven’t you noticed that you can’t reuse the rubberband around your weekly newspaper?

  8. Tony

    Her uterus must be about as clean as a dirty toilet — I don’t blame him for moving on. Hope he didn’t catch an STD.

  9. Claude Norviel

    Madonna in PlayBoy-video 2010 here:

    http://madonna-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=73236697&s=y

    really hot and sexy video

  10. Wow…now Madonna finally knows what it’s like to be the one getting cheated on. Looks good on her…she’s an old dried up slut!! Madonna’s like the town bike…everyone’s had a ride…LOL!! I can only imagine by now it’s like dropping a toothpick down a mine shaft…if you know what I’m saying!! It’s gotta be pretty loose down there!! Ya…everyone’s had a go at her!! I wonder who she will spread her legs to next? There’s really no one left..LOL. She’s rode them all…nice going Madonna…you’re a trooper!! Soon the only thing that will want to screw her is an old shovel handle!!

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