Mar 18, 20092
S.S. Emmy Rossum Sexes it Up in Details Magazine
Tags: details, Emmy Rossum, photos, photoshoot, pictures, sexy
I always thought Emmy Rossum kinda looked like an albatross until I saw these pictures of her in next month’s issue of Details magazine. Boy, was I wrong. She looks nothing like a bird. She looks like she could be Eva Mendes’ slutty little sister or something. So, because I am humble enough to admit my mistakes, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to Ms. Rossum for my avian comparison of late, and ask that she please allow me to extend my open invitation to wear her ass like a surgeon’s mask. It’s the least I could do, considering the circumstances.
PHOTO CREDIT: Matthias Vriens for DETAILS
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Oh my god YES! Kisses to Sonya or Abby or whoever posted.
Mar 18th, 2009
lynn
This looks absolutely nothing like her. She’s always very pale and frail, so clearly some lonely airbrushing artist made her into his dream girl here.
Mar 19th, 2009
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