Christina Ricci is Engaged

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Christina Ricci & Owen Benjamin

We need some less depressing news after the bucket of sadness and tragedy that was the last post.  Oh, look — this’ll do:

Adorable wee elfling Christina Ricci is engaged to her Gigantor boyfriend Owen Benjamin, her rep confirmed Tuesday.  The 5′1″ Ricci met the 6′6″ Benjamin last year on the set of their film All’s Faire in Love, and they began dating last fall.  Ricci is 29, and Benjamin’s age seems to be a complete mystery, as I couldn’t find it anywhere in my extra diligent 14-second Google search (I am a research warrior!).

I hope they have a horde of children, in a progressive series of alternating height extremes, and then start their own traveling family sideshow.  With costumes.  Sequinned costumes.

Teeny Christina and ogre-sized Owen going to Guacho Grill in Studio City:

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Oh, how I love Christin Ricci. I just wanna put her in my pocket! Although I am little bit confused as to how the sex works between them. I mean, it’s like if a Great Dane tried to do it with a Chihuahua. Although they are ridonkulously cute together. Best wishes!

  2. Jon

    Either that guy has a little dick or her vagina is stetched like a burrito!

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