Mar 20, 20095

The New Katie Holmes 2000 Cost $60,000

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Tom Cruise’s upgrade from Model 487A “Soccer Mom Short” to model 860X “Joey Potter Revisited” at the Japanese premiere of “Valkyrie” didn’t come cheap. Apparently, it takes sixty thousand dollars to get a robot wife as realistic-looking as Katie Holmes. The Daily Mail says

It took six hours to have long hair extensions put in, which came with a [$4,000] price tag. She also apparently spent [$14,000] in spa treatments, [$40,000] in dental veneers and further [$2,000] for premium make-up.

And one observer [said], ‘She didn’t have a wrinkle on her face, her hair was perfect, and she had the body of a supermodel.

You know, if Tom could have scrounged up just $18,000 more, he could have gotten the model he really wanted. The X2000 with the penis and scrotum attachment and the vibrating kung fu grip. I guess even Hollywood isn’t immune to this economy.

Leaving Cristoni Restaurant in Beverly Hills with her old hair and lots o’ leg:

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    Well the longer hair helps (short hair rarely looks good on a woman) but ultimately she still looks like a zombie. Either way the rich have too much money to waste.

    Mar 22nd, 2009

  2. KD1206

    i’ve always thought suri looks like a zombie too. check her out here:
    http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/suri-cruise-is-a-balloon-baby—celebrity-babies–connor-cruise–katie-holmes–suri-cruise–tom-cruise—just-jared

    Mar 22nd, 2009

  3. Javier Morgenthaler

    WoW SEX-TAPE with Katie Holmes!!

    WebCam video from Hotel here:

    http://katie-holmes-sex.blogspot.com/?id=65752231&s=y

    Oct 5th, 2009

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