Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Stinks
Tags: new moon, robert patterson, smelly, Twilight
There’s not much things worse than having to be around someone who stinks. I used to work at a small gift shop where we also sold lottery tickets and scratchers, and so we’d have a regular clientele of old people, since old people have nothing better to do than watch soap operas, get enemas and buy lottery tickets. Well if you’ve been around old people enough, you’re likely to have smelled a ripe one. You know, the one that smells like unwashed crotch, mothballs, with notes of cheap perfume or BenGay. So I totally empathize with the cast of the new Twilight movie “New Moon”, because according to reports, teen heartthrob Robert Pattinson avoids showers like a vampire avoids the sun.
Despite the assumed notion by many “Twilight” fans that Robert Pattinson is perfect, reports from the set of “New Moon” prove that even the dreamiest guys have their flaws.
“He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy,” the source said about Pattinson’s personal hygiene. “He completely reeks,” an unidentified crew member added.
Well, now we know how he gets his trademark bedhead-look. Sebum is so now!
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Captain_Insano
Maybe its the reels of film that stink?
Mar 25th, 2009
Dominic
Maybe he suffer of TMAU (goggle it) as me and few others.
Mar 28th, 2009
Caroline
ENOUGH WITH THE STINK RUMORS! Whoever spread these rumors is a moron. Don’t believe anything unless it comes straight from Rob himself.
Here is an interview with Rob denying the stench rumors:
http://www.moviefone.com/insidemovies/2009/03/27/robert-pattinson-talks-gossip/
Mar 30th, 2009
Elle
I CANT BELEIVE THAT PEOPLE WOULD STOOP THAT LOW JUST TO TRY AND MAKE ROB GET A BAD NAME! JUST COZ HE HAS FAME AND GOOD LOOKS AND YOUR JELOUS! AND IF IT WAS REAL HOW COME THEY COULDN’T TELL THERE NAME!!!
RIDICULOUS!!!! (cant spell lol)
Jun 15th, 2009
shane
i think twilight is so stupid who would watch that crad and robert patterson is so gay and i fat and stupid just like kristin stewert who looks like a man it is so crab. DOWN WITH TWILIGHT
Oct 30th, 2009
elly dailo
Of course he stinks.Everybody knows that what you do is what you are.Take twilight for example it is horrible.We are lucky that he HATES twilight or all of us would have to live underground just so that it doesn’t smell THAT bad.Plus twilight is just some of Stephanie’s BORING FANTASIES with a name slapped on.That’s right ladies it’s not real.It’s not going to happen to you either.Now you twitards I know where this is going.Your going to make fun of me,try to offend me,and say that Harry Potter is stupid.It won’t work because I’m strong and I know what’s right.Before you do anything I have a few questions to ask you.Have you read all the books from Harry Potter AND Twilight?Is the fact that Robert Pattinson is in the twilight movies NOT OR EVER WILL BE one of your reasons you like twilight.Do you find more depth and detail in twilight than Harry Potter.Can you understand why they gave the twilight books AND the Harry Potter books their names.Have you seen AND understood BOTH twilight’s and Harry Potter’s movies?Can you see a GOOD moral in the books for ALL audiences in BOTH twilight and Harry Potter.Do you feel that there is COMPLEX plot in BOTH twilight AND Harry Potter?Is one of your reasons you like twilight NOT because it is for more mature teens(13 & up).Have you been in this argument looking from BOTH sides.Can you understand my questions completely without giving it a second thought.If you have a yes to ALL of them then I can believe you IF you can give facts NOT opinions from YOU(without a script you made) taken exactly how it was in the book explaining.If you can then feel proud and post it I would love to see it.
Nov 23rd, 2009
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