What the Hell Are Those Things?
Tags: fashion, Nancy Shevell, Paul McCartney
Paul McCartney and his latest girlfriend, some lady named Nancy Shevell, went to the Natural Resources Defense Council “Forces For Nature” benefit in NYC, and Nancy Shevell wore… whatever the holy hell those things are on her legs. Are they leggings? Why don’t they fit properly? Moreover, why the shit are they translucent? They can’t be footless tights, because first of all who the hell would actually wear footless tights and secondly, they’re all Saggy Baggy Elephant on her legs. What the hell ARE those things? Is this performance art? Is it a one-woman act based on The Saggy Baggy Elephant? I would’ve thought that would require wearing more grey, and I don’t understand the sequins AT ALL. I hate this woman already, and I had never heard of her until 90 seconds ago.
In other news, Paul McCartney is seriously starting to resemble Droopy Dog.
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Syd
Seriously. She needs to come here and answer this. For the life of me, I can’t figure out WTF she’s wearing. Or how she got it on, for that matter.
Mar 31st, 2009
PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!
Oh, for god’s sake, they are like skinny jeans! What’s the big deal? I’d like to see what the rest of the outfit looks like, tho…I just hope Sir Paul finds someone who is sincere & makes him happy!
Mar 31st, 2009
Reina Robinson
hahah that is so funny… they do look strange… i didnt know footless tights where out : ( Nikki Reed had some on in the Trailer of Chain Letter and shes a big starr…
Mar 31st, 2009
Louis Vuitton
thanks you!
Oct 1st, 2009
24 is real
the film Chain letter by Deon Taylor is going to be at the Berlin Film Festival
Jan 27th, 2010
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