Apr 1, 20094

I Can’t Even Handle These Bitches Anymore

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Lydia Hearst at Nylon Magazine 10th Anniversary Party

I think a deep, dark badness must happen inside a girl’s brain when she’s born with more money than most small countries, because I swear to God there ain’t one of these heiresses who can manage to dress herself without looking like an alien ice dancer or a homeless hippie or some other ridiculous shit.  This particular idiot is Lydia Hearst, and this getup is what she wore to the 10th anniversary party for Nylon Magazine.  As far as I know, Lydia Hearst is neither legally blind nor an actual ice skating extra terrestrial, so I don’t even know what to say about this.  My head hurts.

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Wondering...

    Took me a second, but I placed it.
    She looks like the Chinese guy at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, AFTER his face gets melted off.

    Apr 1st, 2009

  2. Jon

    I don’t know who this is either, but if its one of THOSE Hearst’s, mental illness runs in the family. Not to mention Citizen Kane has made her family the punchline of a joke for like 70+ years now. Sadly, that shiny garbage bag shes wearing still probably costs more than my car.

    Apr 1st, 2009

  3. T.

    Wondering…

    Chinese guy??

    Apr 1st, 2009

  4. Ryan

    She looks like some kind of alien

    Apr 2nd, 2009

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