Mother of the Year

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Dina Lohan

Mother’s Day is just about a month away, and clearly Dina Lohan is itching to show the world at large what a model parent she is:

When a 46-year-old mom wants to take her daughters out for a special night, a Hollywood nightclub might seem a curious choice. Not so for Dina Lohan, who took Lindsay, 22, and Ali, 15, to Villa on March 25, Us Weekly reports.

“Do you know who I am?” Dina protested when they were turned away at the door because of Ali’s age.

“You’re making a huge mistake. Huge!” Lindsay added.

You know, I would like to meet Dina Lohan one day.  I would like to sit down with her at a quaint sidewalk cafe and ask her, “God, lady, why are you so crazy?”, and then I’d like to push her into oncoming traffic.  It’ll be super fun.  For me, at least.

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Captain_Insano

    “Do you know who I am?”

    The mother of a failed actress (and human being) who nobody will hire and has zero pull in hollywood?

  2. Jon

    A coked out Whore? a bag full of douche? a trailer park milf? I would be honest though, i’d let them all bribe me with blow jobs, theeeeeeen tell em they couldn’t get in….lol

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