Scarlett Johansson and her old blonde hair do new adverts for Moet & Chandon. (Dlisted)

Jessica Biel’s topless scene in Powder Blue is (possibly) actually happening. (Popoholic)

Britney Spears is a criminal mastermind. (WWTDD)

Not that anyone asked or even cares, but Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have NOT broken up, apparently. (ICYDK)

Mickey Rourke is hands-down the champ at being publicly drunk and insane. (WIMB)

Keira Knightley volunteered her time for a new Women’s Aid charity ad campaign against domestic violence. (AllieIsWired)

Suri Cruise is really, REALLY hungry. (S?OMG!WTF?)

Because the universe as an entity is really just a giant anthropomorphised asshole, the delightfully adorable Zooey Deschanel is constantly getting mistaken for useless famewhoring retard Katy Perry. (PopCrunch)

Reese Witherspoon is all class when asked about Joaquin Phoenix. (Cele|bitchy)

Anne Hathaway and Gwyneth Paltrow are Valentino Girls. (ASL)

THANK GOD, “Project Runway” has finally settled their legal issues and wll be coming back this summer.  The bad news: It’ll be on Lifetime.  Whatever.  I’ll still watch it.  I love Tim Gunn so much. (Popbytes)

Barron Hilton (WonkEye McHerp’s younger brother) is embarking on a music career and reality show.  Oh, JOY. (Bitten&Bound)

Christian Slater makes good decisions. (IDLYITW)

Jessica Alba won’t eat anything white.  That’s weird, but who am I to judge?  I don’t believe in any kind of cake that isn’t lemon chiffon, or any kind of pie that isn’t chicken pot pie or shepherd’s pie.  I also once had a roommate who wouldn’t eat anything blue, and my mum works with a lady who won’t eat anything red. (EvilBeet)