Everybody’s Dooooin’ a Brand New Dance Now…
Tags: Elle UK, Kylie Minogue
Kylie Minogue is totally awesome. She was on “Neighbours” and then she sang “Locomotion” and then I think she kinda disappeared for awhile, but she exploded again with her Fever album and has been utterly delightful ever since. She’s super gorgeous and her concerts are escapades of glittery spectacle, and she’s a tiny little elfin thing (only five feet tall) who told cancer that it smells and has fat ankles and then she kicked it right in the teeth. She rocks the casbah, and she’s in the May ’09 issue of Elle UK.
C’mon baby, do the locomotion
I know you’ll get to like it
If you give it a chance now
C’mon baby, do the locomotion
My little baby sister can do it with ease
It’s easier than learning your ABCs
So come on, come on
Do the locomotion with meeeeeee
You gotta swing your hips now
C’mon baby
Jump up, mmm jump ba-a-ack
Oh well I think you got the kna-a-ack
That shit’s gonna be stuck in your head for the rest of the afternoon. You’re welcome!
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jeremy Feist
I love Kylie Minogue, and I still consider X to be the best guilty pleasure that doesn’t really make you feel guilty ever. Suck it, cancer.
Apr 3rd, 2009
Jon
Id hit it….twice
Apr 3rd, 2009
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